I may be lot's of things
but a handy man I ain't.
I can't change out a toilet
and damn sure hate to paint.
I can't fix the lawn mower
when the mower doesn't start.
and every time I've tried
I end up with extra parts.
I don't know how to dry wall
and don't really care to learn.
and if I need to unscrew a nut or bolt, I can't remember which way to turn.
and reading tape measure
is a skill that I have yet to master.
I think it'd be easier to learn Chinese and I could probably learn it faster.
electricity is a mystery
that I never will unlock.
that's why, when I change out a switch,I'm almost always shocked.
when it comes to hangin pictures, well let me tell you bud
after driving 14 holes in the wall I finally hit a stud.
I work and fuss and fuss and work.for less than perfection I will not settle.
but when I step back to admire my work it is always at least 2 inches out of level.
now I'm not completely hopeless there's a few things I can do.
I can change a light bulb
if I can get the old light bulb to unscrew.
And if your engine oil needs checking.well mister I'm your guy.
but if the oils low you're on your own cause I don't know what kind of oil to buy.
there's a number of things that I might be but a handy man ain't one.
so if you got some handy man work to do you'd be best to hire it done.
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