Have you ever looked in the mirror
To reflect your age
And noticed that cellulite and wrinkles
Have taken centre stage?
It's then you wonder to yourself
How old must I be?
What sort of a body is this
To be given me?
Have you noticed the hair upon your Head
Is starting to thin out
When the roots underneath are Turning white and suddenly beginning To sprout?
It's then you wonder to yourself
Am I really Okay?
Why not have a wig as well
Let alone going prematurely grey
Have you ever been to the dentist
And while lying in the chair
He's fitting you with a crown
And you gaze up his nose in despair?
It's then you wonder to yourself
This guy's a nice enough chap.
But I only wish he'd finish off
Bridging that gap.
Have you ever been to the doctor
To get a jab for the flu?
And asked him time and time again
Can I make love to you?
It's then you wonder to yourself
If my senility's on par.
Why not have a man as well
When I've a crush on my car?
Have you ever had a Garam or Tikka
Massala
From an Indian takeaway
Not realising the effect it has on you
For many a day?
It's then you wonder to yourself
If this stuff is going to keep on Passing through.
How much longer must I spend VINDALOO?
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