Athlete

Like a baseball hit in a home run

You have me running your bases

And you do it just for some fun

You have me feeling weightless

Like a basketball gets to be dunked

I will jump so high at your demand

If you were cribbage, I'd be skunked

I'm playing cards at your command

Like a football gets thrown really far

I'll try a hail mary to gain some ground

If you were a hockey puck I would shoot

If I scored you'd make unusual sounds

Just like any sport, you came to play

No fouls, penalties, you go by the rules

You are the number one competitor

And you don't have time for silly fools