Well folks at a press conference that he called himself earlier Batman after having lost the tool belt has retired from being a superhero as he is no longer has any special abilities, Peter Cottontail did not go hopping down the bunny trail as was supposed to happen instead someone said they saw him hopping down a nudist beach in Brazil so we're trying to get someone down there to verify this but at this point it is rumored but oh something that just come across the newsdesk the Energizer Bunny has been yes yes Folks you got it right he has been picked up on methamphetamine charges no wonder he went on and on right and today Snow White did take interviews and she just said that it was a choice that had to be made and she wasn't going to stand by and allow her and the other dwarfs starved because Dopey had went through everything they had and we have a field reporter that said Dopey was not allowed back with the other dwarfs last night so we are talking Snow White and the six Dwarfs what are we where the toon world is almost as bad as the real world our own reporter wax on wax off spoke with the Long Ranger today and after a bit questioning found out that both he and Tonto smelled a perfume smell in the air time Tonto agree by saying how and so we think that we have a suspect we're not going to say it out loud but okay invisible girl make sense cuz she could have slid by and tugged on Superman's cape as well. In news about the guy who spit into the wind it was all over his face and that's all for now I'm Chuck-E.S.-Cheese and from here at Shock news desk until next time something shocking that you don't need to know comes across my desk I'll see you then
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