I now this story has been told so many different ways Which one is right I dont think anyone knows these.days
Let's begin by saying it happened this way On a cold windy day
the storm clouds were out Poeple thought it was going to rain and began to shout
Perfect time to runaway On this cold rainy day
the spoon who was said had ranaway with the plate never made to his date
He was abducted and made to work by his friend the Pitchfork
Who was in love with the Plate Who name by the way was Kate
Now spoon worked feed slop to the pigs all day listening to little dog Who laugh at spoon then wrote his blog
Spoon had no choice he had to listen to fork everyday If he didn't the plate would fine itself broken in the hay
The cat that had the fiddle told Diddle Diddle he didn't how to play Which made the cow go crazy and jump over the moon and landed in the hay
The cow found the plate all tied up who asked cow. for some milk in a cup
After she drank the cow set her free and then she was able to runaway with me
The spoon alias me turn and bowed to fork Who was so mad at the cow that he forgot about the sheriff the mighty Cork
Who jumped on the fork tied him up like he was a peice of pork
Cork then took the fork to jail I yelled I will send you some picture in the mail
Fork you were way to slow and always late so and I am off on a date With the prettiest plate who name was kate
To take her home by her big iron gate so we can fornicate
I told you at the beginning that this tale was true
Believe it or not me and plate are living happy ever after until I met a knife named Sue
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