I need to think a little bit,
As I sit here and shit,
Should I push a little harder,
Or should I give up and quit?
All I want to do,
Is just take a poo,
But something is surely stuck,
And now I don't know what to do!
I'm here all alone,
And nobody's home.
I need a little help,
If I only had a phone.
It's starting to hurt me,
So what could it be?
The only thing to do,
Is hurry and pee!
I'm starting to doubt,
I'll even make it out,
With one hard push,
I'll soon find out.
Well, that's the End of my rhyme,
If you must know, I'm fine!
But never fret,
I'll write a better poem next time!
The End
9-25-2024
©skintech
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