captain sly🚬😜🍻

captain sly🚬😜🍻
Ahoy, a tale of daring on the brine!The sea dragon, a creature most malign,Had seized the loot of Captain Pegleg Finn,Whose heart was set on winning it again.

​🏴‍☠️ The Sly Pirate and the Serpent of the Deep

​The beast, they called it Tidal's Gape and Glare,With scales of obsidian and ocean air.It coiled around the wreck of The Serpent's Pride,Where Finn's vast, glittering treasure lay inside.​Captain Finn, he was no brute of brawn,But of wit as sharp as a cutlass drawn.He watched the creature from his hidden sloop,Planning his sneaky, clever, pirate coup.​He saw the beast's one flaw, its fatal need:It loved the sparkle of a golden bead.For all its size, it had a childish greed,Distracted by a trinket, small indeed.​Finn took a pouch of shimmering, Spanish gold,The smallest coins, the ones that could be rolled.He sailed his ship around the dragon's lair,And threw the bait into the misty air.​First Coin: a glint upon the water dark,The dragon tilted, curious to mark.Second Coin: a splash, a perfect, tiny sound,The monster lowered its enormous head around.​Finn kept on tossing, a slow, hypnotic rain,Leading the dragon, easing all its pain—Not pain of wound, but hunger for the bright,That drew its gaze away from Finn's target site.​He led it miles away, with patient, steady hand,Distracted by the wealth across the sand.And when the beast was fixed upon the shore,Still chasing shiny coin, and wanting more,​Captain Finn sped back, silent and with speed,To claim the treasure for his pirate need.He loaded chests of jewels and gems untold,The dragon's prize, now back within his hold.​The beast returned at last, with angry sigh,To find the wreck abandoned 'neath the sky.No gold remained, no pirate could be seen,Just empty water where the wreck had been.​So Captain Finn, with cunning, won the day,Not by a sword, but by a sly display.For on the waves, the rule is sharp and clear:A clever mind beats brute strength, year by year!