Cheaters never win
On this particularly day
you came home early to play
To surprise your wife without delay
Instead you caught her cheating in bed
You felt used then sad and began hitting your head
Because you just wished that you were dead
Because she was in bed
With your two timing boss
You grabbed his keys as you left and gave them a over the should toss
Into the field next door that was filled with moss
In life some rules you just don’t cross
For you are going to make them pay
For the crimes without delay
You were mad and Confused but they will regret this day
In your overdeveloped brain
You begin to put together the links of a chain
That form a plan that will give them pain
You then smile a plan begins to start
They didn’t think this through but they think they're really smart
You know them both all their dirty little secrets you have in a cart
You got up early Before Sunrise the next day
Because you going to have some fun today
Your wife is a tv fitness instructor on channel nine
She says she keeps Slim by eating and exercising and a glass of wine
Well that was a bold face lie
She eats like a cow even eats apple pie
She does liposuction twice a year
When her fans hear this dead will be her career
The morning paper arrived and you handed it to your wife who just screamed
On front page was a picture of her in hospital gown she then got steamed
The phones started to ring and never stopped
She was stunned and on the bed she just plopped
Then her boss called it was short and sweet then he hung up
Your fired and don’t come back we will mail your stuff even your cup
My wife cried for hours just sitting on the bed She wanted me to hold her because her career was dead
But I was busy packing her bags instead
Then I gave the divorce papers to her and tears began to fall
I showed her the bags that I put in the hall
She got quiet and then stood tall
I said this is not your house no more
Then I tossed her and her bags out the door
Then I wrote on my blog For all to see
That I kicked my adulteress wife out on her fanny
Now my boss by now would have heard what I done
But his crime will be so much fun
I gave a statement to the cops that he has two account in over seas banks that he keeps his revenue
To hide all the money he makes when he sponsors his dog fighting venue
Just about now the cops will be busting in his door and he will be going away
For a long time so remember what they say
If your going to cheat don’t cheat with your husband’s boss
In the end it will be your loss
On my chest I stuck a pin
That reads Cheaters never win
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