My love life is going down the toilet, but for some reason,
The damn thing is clogged.
How do I tell him
That I'm no longer in love?
I guess I'll just keep
Flushing the shit
In hopes it will just...
Fix itself.
I can't make love
To anyone;
When a part of me
doesn't even believe it exists
Sure, I can fuck.
I can fuck good from what I've
Been told.
A lot of people
Don't like to talk about things
like that.
They like to keep it discreet;
Even though we all do it.
Well, at least, most of us
Do The Do.
Some of us just watch porn
And hope to get laid
As more of a...
"New year's resolution".
And then...
There's Valentine's day.
More commonly known as the,
"Go fuck yourself holiday".
Getting laid in the month of February
is more of a...
Reason to celebrate.
And as for the Virgins
And single fucks...
Well,
They feel worse than a damn Jew
On Christmas.
'Cause when you get a box
Of chocolates
From your grandma
Or your parents...
Well, it's just a big,
"Fuck You,
And I thought you might need it."
Why else do you think it's
Chocolate?-
A sweet that let's off a stimulant
Of dopamine in the brain.
It's a formula of serotonin
To give those of us
With little orgasms and
No game
a little semi-
Happy high
...
Out of something.
But hell,
We all know the industries
Are the ones to get the biggest
Profit
from all of it.
I can't fuck chocolate!
...Even though
I may love chocolate.
Though,
It's hard
to believe in love.
It's just...
Chemicals in the brain/
An obsession
That
Psychologist refuse to
Diagnose;
Because they have it also.
The widest spread
Bullshit
There ever was.
More than half of the population
Suffer a severe case,
Going on day-to-day,
Working for their families
Out of Love...
Or
Vain pleasure:
Like a high,
Like serotonin,
Like the feeling
Of
Things
That make us
Try.
One of these days,
I'm calling a plumber
To unclog
What I've tried to flush
too many times.
That chocolate really did
A number;
And it just made me sick!
But now, I know how I'll do it.
I'll tell him,
"I have no feeling;
'Cause that chocolate you gave me
...Made me constipated."
©lunarmarie
L