You're beautiful.
But don't you dare gain weight.
I'd love you if you were fat.
But it's more fun to be intimate with a skinny chick.
I don't care about your religion.
But you should accept god into your life.
I don't know why you get jealous.
But here is a million pictures of women that I'm attracted to...
... that look nothing like you.
You should change from red to brown.
But redheads are hot.
You shouldn't wear your spikes or collars.
But I like goth girls.
You can have tattoos.
But I think tattoos are gross.
I don't understand why you don't think you're beautiful.
But other women are prettier than you.
Why are you so self conscious?
Look at these pictures of me with my ex.
Why are you mad at me?
All I did was remind you of how many women are attracted to me.
I only want you.
But I have a lot of options.
You are so beautiful
But you're not.
©hollywood.
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