I'm eating far too many
Kit-Kats these days
Too many large vodkas
And smokey night haze
I'm blaming the lockdown
It's easy to do
If you don't blame me
Then I won't blame you
My butt is much bigger
My middle more round
I'm not at all worried
Not once I have frowned
I learned to make Curry
Lockdown number one
It may make me fatter
But I'm having fun
To socially distance
Is easy for me
I like my own space
And hate people you see
No more to do
So I research Vaccine
Oh f**k is that real
What I have just seen
I've much more to learn
Before I Inject
Keep options open
Free to reject
I've no Intention
Of trying to sway you
Your body your choice
Do what you got to do ♥️
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