I dont think they exist
I tried to write them m notes from a list
No one responds think they are like faries
You know they are around kinda scary
But when i did get a reply
It made me cry
Ok im your cuddle buddy
These are my rules you better study
Test after the show
Rule I work for doe
Its not free
Dont be cheap on me
I grabb your balls til the count of three
No touching at all
Or off come the ball
I only spoon with your back to me
If i dont trust you i will cuff you and you better not pee on me
200 dollars nonrefundable
Because im not reliable
You are a ufly smuck
Your never going to fuck
your mind now
So get over it you cow
Where is my money
Im not your honny
this baseball bat i will
shove up your butt like a pill
if i dont get my money
and i am not being funny
i am your lovie Cuddle bunny
get me my money
sunny
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