I was struck
By the lightning of genius.
When I spotted,
The stuffed animal duck.
With a childish grin,
I waited to cause,
My greatest sin.
The greatest pun,
I have ever done.
" Duck! "
I shouted to a random passerby.
With her head bent down,
To avoid what was coming.
All that she could do was frown.
With a sigh,
She picked up the duck.
And replied with -
" Tehe why?
Just why? "
" What? "
I asked.
" It was just a quack.
Err ... I mean crack. "
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