Chuck E.S. CHEESE HERE from THE SHOCK NEWS DESK!
Panic and Pandemonium has Broke out as (SNAP), was not heard N morning cereal bowls. We r trying 2 get a call in2( SNAP )but he is declining calls. We give more details as avaliable.
OMG!! FOLKS just in seems JACK HAS A FALLEN FROM THE BEANSTALK!!! SOME WITNESS TOLD A REPORTER WE HAVE
◇Hello Mrs. CAN'T BE WRONG, what can u tell us?
{ OK Chuck, after EMS N Police arrived Witnesses said Jack Fell 5 to 10 feet N 4 a Boy who is small enough to be climbing BEANSTALK could be deadly. Obviously one of the detectives smelled and all other he administered a breathalyzer test on jack and found his blood alcohol level man much larger than night a a regular man. he was charged with disorderly conduct drunk and and sleep behavior and destruction of property and after being treated at the hospital will be remaned to the Gotham City jail. until b4being sent to the land of lost toys for 90 days
N Ur weather today stick Ur head out the window see what it's like IN UR AREA!
AGAIN N as always the news that has no meaning, brought 2 U 1st here on the Paxton News Network I am Chuck E. S.' CHEESE until next time nothing important happens I'll be back with you
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