As my head is spinning,
I'm running around,
Trying to figure out,
What's going down.
I can't really think,
My head is in a split,
Pounding, pounding,pounding,
I need it to quit!
I woke up naked,
Tied to a bed,
Where's that bitch I was with,
When I find her, she's dead!
Trying to find my keys,
Shit everything's gone!
Had to break the bed,
Wasn't staying there long.
Thank GOD, my keys are here,
I guess she had a heart,
I still don't give a shit,
I'm still tearing her apart!
She had to take my money,
I had about three grand!
The more I think about it,
The more I'm getting mad!
So, now I'm free and found my keys,
So, now I gotta wait,
If I run out now,
Someone will start yellin' "Rape!"
Gotta find somethin',
To cover me with,
So, I can get my car,
And start hunt'in some bitch.
Tried to be nice,
Give someone a ride,
Woke up in a Hotel,
Glad to still be alive!
Didn't steal my kidney,
So, at least there is that,
But when I find that woman,
I'm takin' it all back!
Money's long gone,
No doubt about that,
If she doesn't cough it up,
She'll pay it off on her back!
I own a brickyard,
And I'll put her to work,
What?,did you think I meant.....?
Aww, Gross, Don't be a jerk!
The End.
©skintech
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