The picture perfect friend,
He has a car;
And you need a ride to get cigarettes.
So you go, "Fuck it"
And take the offer
But ya wonder...
"What the hell is up with this guy?"
Dave,
Comes over to your house
All the time
And just to be nice
You don't slam the door in his face;
But you contemplate it enough
Until one day,
He comes over to wake you up
And you yell and tell
Him to Shut-The-Fuck-Up!
Dave,
Stays away for a time
But gets jealous when he sees
You hanging out with other guys
Then goes to your mom's house
And crys
'Cause you're out with some buddies.
The picture perfect boyfriend,
He has cash in hand;
And you as his only friend (Sadly)
You reject him
' Cause he doesn't listen
To the same type of music
Nor
Joke like a smartass.
The picture perfect gentlemen,
All you do is use him;
Yet he cares so goddamn much.
Dave,
Is not really like the other guys,
And just to be a dick
You have the balls to ask,
"Are you gay man?"-
He stares blankly
Then punches you in the chest,
"Are you kidding man!?
I'm no fucking Faggot!"
After that,
It's left unmentioned.
The picture perfect guy,
He then gives you a ride
To get a pack of cigarettes again
But decides
To stay in the car,
While smiling gaily
Watching you
From a far.
©lunarmarie
L