Gentleman's Apology

First I want to apologize for all times that I may repeat the words; "I'm sorry" or "I apologize." While we are talking but this must be said. Sorry that I make more time for you than sports. Sorry I'm not the one who talks down upon you. Calling you all kinds of "you're so ugly this," "you no good that" or "you'll never be anything without me." I'm sorry I don't flirt with everything walking, including your friends. I apologize for being the one who listens to you when you need some one to talk to. I apologize for being so respectful to you and your family. I'm sorry I'm not man enough to place my hands on you when I'm angry. I apologize for giving my heart to you unconditionally. I'm sorry for being there to help whenever you needed me. I guess what I'm getting at is, I'm sorry for being me.