you know, people who gush right? gushing is insane, especially in a relationship, you get new lovebirds, in a relationship, an they're all aflutter an all twitterpated about everything, an they start telling each other how great they are an beautiful an everything, it's like you're telling your partner, HEY! YOU! okay, shoot me here, an here, an here and over here, and, if you can, use your stiletto heels over here, an before you know it there's a bloodbath on both your faces, an there's a whole entire house of horrors lurking about every single moment of both your days, for years sometimes! yeah, an some people actually learn how to get OFF on that! but then, and if, you learn how to stitch and sew and cobble each other back together again, to the forms you took BEFORE you got together, some people complain, that they have some kind of emotional palsy, that they didn't have before, and begin blaming each other, FOR CARING ABOUT EACH OTHER! can you believe it?! people are nuckin futs.
I'm living the single life now, and it just occurred to me, just how many clips of ammunition I've actually dodged in my life, I mean some of them were meant but, I think, if I ever find that one I'm supposed to be with, I'm gonna redefine nuclear, an drop a real fuckin lovebomb, on that person.
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