I just got this information now from one of our reporters who was lucky enough to get a quick interview with the MAN himself. this has not been edited so excuse my English here. he said he was incredibly sorry for fuking up again,this time. that there will be stimulus mana and at least a dozen resurrections to help with the hardships. and also, the first one million people to sit on the toilet right now! will get upgraded to first class on the way to paradise, oh and sorry about paradise I thought it would be cool to just have everyone turn into energy and bounce around the universe like a ping-pong pin ball laser for cats, I promise it's wicked fun for the first 21 seconds, but... ah... well that's it this time around for that part to. my reporter said God looked really sad wen he spoke next, he said, oh and guys, if you had any ideas on the costs of making planets and that stuff, you'll understand I can't do any returns this time, but hold onto your receipt.. haha jk I'm God lol!!! if you don't laugh now! I'm chukin your little blue marble into that horse head nebula, I can't believe you got the name right on that one:] blip.... static.
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