I

If I were a seagull

I would sit outside your window
When you're trying to sleep
And laugh in your face 
And you'd have to listen
Because I'm a protected species 
I would nest in your gutter
And peck at your roof
Slowly, slowly
Breaking you down 
You call me a rat with wings
I call it survival of the fittest
And I am the survivor 
I am fearless
(Diving, swooping)
I will dip I will blitz
Under stones over sticks
Laughing loud playing tricks 
I will shit on your chips 
And when you finally
Lose everything 
To a seagull 
You will see 
How wild life
Can be 
©itch