hello, my name is crazy ass motha fukkah!
and I have got one crazy ass for you today,
in todays episodic edition of hellfire an damned nation unglued, we'll be introducing the CEO of the seven hundred groin kicks with steel toed boot corporation, now, there will be a paid promotional at the end of todays show, where the first five hundred patients to call in to our hotline, will receive the option for either Tabasco or Sriracha sauce to cover the boots that they've recently purchased from our fine guest speaker, and his obviously opulent institution.
©danjor
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