well we have a jacked up report and you heard it here first and
last because i am chuck es cheese bringing you the news
that doesn't matter as stated it's a Jacked up report seems
jack be nembel and jack frost we're hanging out ot a local
bar when a browl broke out after jack frost reportedly
tried nipping at the girl friend of jack and bean stalk's toes
jack normally so nimble and quick was by our accounts going
to help his friend wittnesses have stated that he fell flat of
his face when he tried to jump over a pogo stick unbelievable but
we're being told the pogo stick then flew over and hit jack
of all trades who previously was not involved in jack shit but
after being struck by the pogo stick that jack be nembel
fell over while going to help jack frost in a confrentotion
with jack and bean stalk picked up a jack hommer and began
beating the jack shit from jack be nembel and jack frost had
climbed to the top rail of the bean stalk and leaped down
with a bionic elbow to jack of all trades and jacked him up
by the time the authorities arrived at the jack in pub where
the incident insued 3 jack's lay in need of medical attention
and a jack missing and the ρroprietor of Jack in the pub said
he was going to help any way possible to help the jacked up
police department to find the jack offs involved and make
them pay for damages to the jack in the pub for now and as
always when news happens and it don't matter i will be here
so long for now i am chuck es cheese from shock news
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