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jokes

Maybe I should be jigsaw for Halloween cause everyone wants a piece of me
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So awhile ago I got a phone call of someone pretending to a doctor or something saying my colonoscopy is booked and confirmed with my doctor and I hung up but after thinking about it I should have replied with;
"stay away from my swamp" 
"The only thing up my ass is my gstring" 
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Should have got some Freddy fingers so I could say I’m mrs claws 😂😂
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