Who is That?
A being who's appearance is shrouded,
A being who sits upon a throne of Cheesy
Array.
it is Me!
can't you all See!
KING DORITO!
birthed from the Crisp love of Nacho Goodness,
Sculpted by Flavor and Rich Slaty Beauty.
I carry the Crown of A Mighty Snack
is there anyone else who has power that can Stack?
My Muscles Molded from the Savage Edges of the Crunch,
My heart beats with the pressure of A thousand Spices!
My Garb forged from the Tough armor of a Air sealed bag Worth 3.99!
boy Ain't that Fine?
I AM A KING, STRONG AND TRUE!
And My throne is among the Greatest of Chips!
My Sword has smote Lays,
My sword has Smote Frito's,
My Sword has slaughtered Utz and even ravaged The people of Hostess!
i have earned My place here in the kingdom of Junk foods,
Where i walk i leave Queso in my path,
I Soak the lands in Sour cream
My enemies Become engulfed and scream!
They all Fall No matter The size of their team!
I AM KING DORITO!
Now Bow before me or Give your life to the Pit of Dip..
©warstorm
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