My life's a joke,
with no real friends to care if I live or choke,
and enough stress to give me a stroke,
making me wish I was dead,
that someone would just pump me full of lead,
or bash my head in like Ted,
and let's face the facts I'll never wed,
not without a cent to my name,
no girl likes a guy who's broke,
they just wish I would disappear like Roanoke,
and I'm only to blame,
when I try to humor a dame,
such a shame when I come out sounding so lame,
I'm not funny,
just plain annoying,
with everyone thinking I'm always coying,
I'm suprised I'm not buried yet,
I just want this misery to end,
while I'm getting ignored by everyone I ever met,
to God I swear this world I hate,
hoping for my time to come near,
so, everyone, I'll no longer frustrate
©cracky
C