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Mandela, Monopoly And Oscar Meyer Weenies

Call me crazy
You wouldn't be the first
and probably not the last.
But tell me why are my memories all wrong from the past?
From my desk at school,
I watched the Challenger,
no one could survive.
Now they say it was 1986,
But I graduated in 1985.
I was so sad when Dic Van Dyke died.
But today I find out he's still very much alive!
The scarecrow didn't have a gun.
Patrick Swazy got cancer and was done.
Both a baller and Sinbad played a genie
and it's always been Oscar Meyer Weenie
The monopoly man always had eye wear
and He said "Luke, I am your father", I swear!
I don't know if we've all gone insane
But I swear what I remember and what is now are just not the same!

©jinx