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Hello... this is Jane
So I had this proposal in mind.
Okay, so this might sound a little crazy,
But...
Let's get married just for fun.
Check off work, and meet me at that place we love
And let's shake the dust off
Those tickets we bought
When we thought that we could write our own Christopher Columbus stories
My footsteps are always right behind yours
'Cause, you.. lead me to victory
And I can't wait to be Miss Las Vegas
In five years time
With your best Friend Tom
So while we're still smiling,
Fuck waiting, darling, and let's jump the gun.
O