Money tree
Hello nice to meet you to
Oh yes they exist their bark is all blue
Yes I do have a money tree
No she doesn’t like company
You want to grow your own Money tree
Sure I be glad to show thee
It will take some time and it is not easy
You have nothing else to do
In that case lets go oh yes can you hand me my shoe
It’s the green one over there by the canoe
Oh watch for old blue
To late yes I forgot he was there
Oh yes those are the pair
I don’t mean to stare
But old blue is still attached to your butt
Bet that hurts yea somewhat
Blue stop bitting the nice man
I will hit you with this pan
Now get back and sit by the canoe
I really would not hit old blue
But he doesn’t know that
He sits over there looking for a cat
Now where to start
omg man did you just fart
That smells awful
That should be unlawful
There now go inside
Clean up show some pride
Ok now this is inspector turney roger
I got the escapee his name is dogger
Meet you in a hour
On the hill by old tower
Ok there you are
No we don’t got to travel too far
No don’t drive no car
We can walk
I explain as we go along but now lets talk
Where you from my man
Oh you were in jail they call the can
How long were you in for
You got life but they didn’t notice you as you walked out the door
Ok were here just by the shore
Growing a money tree
It is as easy as 1 2 3
First you Take 2 dimes and an key
Plus 6 green peas
A hole is deep as your knee
What you calling me crazy
Yes I think I might be
Do you want a money tree
Then you need to listen to me
Here is the key
In this bag is the rest
Now dig a hole to your knees you’re very best
Ouch you better get out up there
Man those ants are eating you alive of course I care
Those are some very big ass I’m sorry that I didn’t know there was an ant hill right there
You okay I will put everything in the whole
I didn’t have nothing to do with that I swear
I didn’t know the ants where there
Now you have to find bumblebee
It would lead you to its honey
Fresh honey makes more money
Up the hill you see
Get one cup of honey for me
Ouch that hurts
You tore your brand new shirt
Bees don’t like you taking honey
Why I sent you instead of me
I’m crazy not stupid you see
That’s my philosophy
Teardrops from a manatee
Will you stop yelling at me
Drink this glass of iced tea
Now you think I’m a escapee
No I am an attorney
They’re just as bad don’t you agree
Now let me see where were we
That’s right we need a tear from a manatee
Which I have and are you sticky
Small price to pay for fresh honey
Now listen you stop yelling at me
Or else no money tree
You’re what a wanted parolee
And you’re going to kill me
Then go on a killing spree
I never liked you sunny
Just distracting you thought it was funny
That grown man really believed
That he could grow a money tree
There he is it take him away that’s your escapee
GIven the chance he would have killed me
Yes sir I truly do agree
It’s a beautiful day nice and sunny
I’m going home to check on D
Dee who is she
Lol Dee is my money tree
You look very funny
Did you just swallow a flea
That must be terrible drink some tea
Well I’m off you got your detainee
Where back home to my money tree
He could not grow a money tree he needed two keys
LOL he had only one key key
He also needed three dimes
He had only two what a crime
I like that and your name is Mikee
Mikee my name is inspector Tunney
Mikee since you going to be my trainee
Come on meet Dee my money tree
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