I woke up one day,
And jumped on my bike,
It's such beautiful weather,
I think I'll go for a ride.
I unlocked my bike,
I gotta keep it safe,
Now that "The Beast" is free,
It's time to ditch this place!
"Grind, grind, break!"
Went my bike, as I tried,
To start up the engine,
As it cough, choked, then died!
no,No, No!
Not again, not today!
Why must you do this to me,
Seems like every other day!
I give you so much attention,
I haven't met a girl in years!
I spend all my time and money on you,
All my bills are in arrears!
Come on, baby start!
Please baby, please!
I'm begging you, God damn it!
Can't you see I'm on my knees?
So, your gonna be like that?
You're gonna act that way?
Still not gonna start or run,
After all the cash I've thrown your way?
How dare you do this to me,
This really is no fun!
You'd better frickin start,
Or I'll introduce you to my gun!
Cough, cough, bang, vroom!
Oh, thank God it's all okay!
I thought I'd be stranded,
With no bike to get away!
Vroom, vroom, VROOM!
Okay, let's go, no lookin' back!
As I left, I suddenly noticed:
My F-ing tire just went flat!
The End.
8-18-22
©skintech
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