I saw a man,
and he looked pretty rich.
I knew it was my time to shine.
I like to play a little game,
it's called monopoly over your mind.
I got his number and left off to home,
but then I heard a ring.
It was my phone,
I ignored it, but heard a ding.
This time there was a beg
and he wanted me right in his bed.
Although I have to wait.
He has a child and a wife,
so we would go on a date
He told his wife he would stay with the boys,
but we really got a hotel.
I struck him with my baseball bat,
trying not to make noice.
I knocked him out and my plan worked.
I took him to the doctor,
and he was in a comma,
I bought a ring with the money,
for when he would wake up.
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