I whacked myself
In the face with a ratchet today
As you can imagine
That Motherfucker hurt
In the worst way
The bolt in the caliper
Would NOT stray
Making itself a rusty home
For what seemed like a fucking decade
Folks,
When changing your brakes
There's no need to delay
The price won't be the same
If it's for rotors you also have to pay
Plus, when you do it routinely
I'm less likely to get fucked up
Left in complete disarray
So, could you
Help a Sister out?
In my profession
As a woman
I'm already vastly underpaid
To also have to put up
With a ratchet to the face
©lunabrosla
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