Never volunteer they say
But I got tipped off one day
Don't let him pick the two
Make sure one of them is you
One step forward I did take
Bingo or a bad mistake
An extra week was earned by me
In Cyprus right there by the sea
I was now on rear party
With Jim and kev and Mad Marty
Just sweep your floor every day
Then you can go off and play
They gave us one of the dis-used camps
Straight away we set up ramps
Hired some little moped bikes
Took them back as mechanical tramps
Just a holiday in the Sun
Water sports and having fun
A Land Rover to get about
Just sweep that floor and then off out
Spend the day at Tunnel beach
Army only no public reach
Altgether five weeks there
My body bronze and Sun bleached hair
Limassol out at night
Lager and Ouzo try not to fight
A taxi back to the base
A spare kebab just in case
I've been back a few times since
The Turkish and the Greek side
Which one is the best then
It's really quite hard to decide
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