Rupert Hall-Brown is a secret millionaire
He spends his money on people needing care
He sets about this in a certain disguise
That way the homeless would think it a great surprise
Setting a hospital bill or paying for a meal
There is no doubt Rupert is the real deal
Any friend of Rupert's is a friend of mine
The way he spends his wealth is awesome and fine
Fair play to this man with the double barrel name
He puts our world leaders through embarrasement and shame
K