Dear Santa,
How have you been?
Good, I hope,
I miss you, My friend!
But I have a little problem,
You can help me out with,
SOMEBODY told me a lie,
And now, I'm really pissed!
Somebody said that,
They had something for me,
If I was good,
That's as adjective as I can be.
Let's say, behave, yeah!
Let's put it THAT way,
And if I did it all year,
I'd get something really great!
Well, I DID, and it DIDN'T!
So now what?
Where's my present?
Come on, cough it up!
Cause if you DON'T,
Then you will see,
Just how bad,
I can be!
Because, I've been good all year,
And I'm about to explode!
And take it all out on you,
And your wife, who knows?
Or those little Elves,
That need their arms broke!
Making wooden toys?
Come On! What a joke!
So, I'll take my present,
Right now, if you please,
You can put it right here!
Come on, let's see!
Tisk,Tisk,Tisk,
Santa you lied!
Don't you look me in the eye,
And tell me you tried!
So, Now I'm gonna have to do,
Something not so X-mas-y,
In a moment you will be,
Blinded by pain, you see?
Cause all you had to do,
Was give me one little gift!
But NO, you DIDN'T!
And now I am PISSED!!
The End.
12-24-24
just kidding! can you imagine?!
©skintech
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