She caught me

One day my sneaking around

Had me caught red handed

I was sure I hid the clues , but

Not according to how she reacted

One day I had been thinking

Eight years is a long time

Perfect together no doubt

I think she would be a great wife

Two months before our anniversary

I bought a ring on the fourth

It would be a surprise

In two months of course

My plans

I thought they were safe

But she foiled my chance

To make her dance

A month went by and all's fine

We are sitting in the kitchen

She said I'll be right back

I'll get the mail from the den

She had a smirk on her face

I didn't quite understand

She laughed a little bit

And sat the papers on the stand

She looked right at me and cried

A can't believe you spent

A thousand dollars last month

That gives our savings a big dent

My plans

I figured they were safe

But , she spoiled my chance

To watch her dance

I forgot that we shared that account

The records were there so clear

I had to come up with a reason

Or my plan will fail I feared

She started flailing and wailing

I thought I was in for it

But halfway into her lecture

She became emotional a bit

She leaned over to my side

And whispered nice try

She said yes yes yes yes

I would love to be your bride

My plans

I thought they would be safe

But , she destroyed my chance

To observe her happy and to dance

My plans had been foiled

But on the positive side

Though the cat was out of the bag

I knew she would be forever mine