Once upon a time in the land of Shelbyville lived a toad who looked like a prince and his maiden who was growing all old and shit
In this town of Shelby ille there was a lot of other toads that looked like prince's so all the maiden could do was check their toes and stuff look for them ugly dots that would stick right on them toads backs try and tell them apart
Now this old maid had, had enough of this toads shit
So the maiden went to thinking what can I do to make my toad act more like the prince I thought he looked like ummmmm the maiden said
Then all of a sudden the toad comes a jumping right out the door of this toads room just a hollering...
But the maid could not hear any of this toads words
She squinted her eyes really hard hoping this would help her out
Help it did not all she could she was this frogs lips just a going so the maiden just starts laughing trying to figure it out
This toad standing right in front of her smacking his lips looking like shit and jumping like a toad jumps she laughed even harder
Oh this made the toad even more mad she thought cause his lips went to spitting
His little lags just a jumping this toad was catching air now the old maid was a rolling laughing so hard her belly hurt
Almost puking
When the toad finally runs out of all his air he turn and hops the fuck out and the maid never stops laughing at this toad hopping ass
Angela Oaks
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