check list for today, 1. use the tube when smoking pipe inside and don't forget to use wet rag or somebody's gonna smell it and tell on your shit so blow every hit through the tube 2. becareful nobody can see you. like put the exhaust fan and other parts securely in window so your not causing a show and use the tube for every hit you blow. 3. do not venture out of box to interact with people getting up for work because then they suspect your doing unlawful stuff and and then things get stupid and rough and I don't know bout you but I've had that happen enough. 4. don't forget the tube for every hit to freshen and hide the scent and wet rag to shock it after you take a hit then pass it to somebody wanting it or generaly to the left right? no the right right? not the left then right? 5. use ediquite like tip of Flame 2mm below lowest point in bottom of bowl and turn slowly back and forth south to north to south do not exceed 35 degree angle when rolling south north south or nose pitch for tilting excessively forward down results in scorching spill of contents thru air intake that will burn sheets blankets carpets and skin. don't for get to utilize tube to neutralize smoke... ⚠CAUTION⚠: tilting of device exceeding 35 degree angle raising bowl to high and stem opening to low can be dangerous for your voice and throat do not swallow liquid boiling contents and remember to use the tube to neutralize your smoke after your hit.. 6. with flame tip 2mm below bottom of glass and device level slowly and gently rotate south north south until content begin to put off smoke and liquifie, gently draw smoke thru mouth and into lungs, lower flame to 4mm still rotating device and inhaling slowly till you are three quarters out of breath. remove flame keep rotating inhale last smoke left NEVER INHALE REALLY FAST!! or contents will enter your mouth and throat. do forget to blow smoke thru tube to neutralize smell and shock device on wet rag immediately to put content back into solid form. failure to do so results in excessive use of product. and always use the tube. after you exhaust you should feel a warm sensation and a bit of a rush followed by increase of heart rate and sudden ideas and insperation. some experience sudden sexual stimulation and sensitivity.. becarful as to this may lead to unusually kinky sexual practice with partner or anybody close and willing or extreme masturbation sessions that can result in sombody reporting you missing. note: vender takes no responsibility to actions commited by disclaimer while using product. please use the tube to neutralize smoke and slow for the cone zone give caltrans a break... or a hit.
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