Smoking one

Smoking a blunt

I'm having some issues

I've been drinking all night

I feel like I'm going cuckoo

Now my joint will not light

I'm drunk and see double

The spliff is right in front

I seem to be having trouble

I just can't light this one

I look toward the lighter

Ah ,but I see two of them

It even looks a bit wider

But I guess I will try again

I flick the bic but nothing

The joint is only a hair away

All I can do is some grunting

To me they both look halfway

I hold the joint up once more

I try another shot at this job

I have it now I could have swore

Guess what? , the joint I did drop

Fumbling I pick up the doobie

The fire was still lit my hand

And now I feel a little bit goofy

It's not going as I had planned

It may be just as well to forget

But darn , I want to get high

It won't be easier with a cigarette

All I can do now is just sigh

I just had a wonderful solution

One that doesn't need a flame

I'll use my vape pen ,great resolution

After hours wasting , I found my brain