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Snack Time!

Everybody Hit the deck,
My cat has a gun!
It's just, He wants a snack,
And can't bring himself to ask for one!
I know you must think:
"A cat with a gun, how cute!"
But when he gets hungry,
That's when he starts to shoot!
So, Somebody grab some snacks,
Before we all get shot!
Just, Keep the snacks A'coming,
And make sure that they don't stop!
The snacks are running low?
We need to find some more,
Because if he learns we're running out,
He'll get angry, shoot us and more!
My God, we're out of snacks!?
Now, what do I do?
Oh-No, He just found out!
(Gulp!) I think we're good and screwed!
(Click-Click!)
I swear I'll get MORE!
(.....BANG!)
MEOW!?
THEY'RE COMING RIGHT NOW!
(BANG!.....)
Meow!
The End.
12-15-2023
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