One sunny morning
I was sitting on my stoop
Justa jacking my jaw
With my best friend Coop...
It may have been early
The day a toasty 80°
My ex was approaching
Then the inevitable happened...
To some this may sound
Quite odd or a bit silly
Her eye's were cold
Then it got a bit chilly...
Plants stood frozen on the sill
The morning dew became ice
Coop rushed in to grab a coat
The temperature went from
80° to a freezing -18°
Yeah, she brought her wind chill...
Now I can live in the heat
Can even take weather cold
It's just that sometimes
Her wind chill gets mighty old...
Her problem is simple
I did what no man had done
I had dodged her fiery barbs
I walked away surviving
I considered myself a lucky one...
I'll still sit on my stoop
Basking in the warm sun
Coop drops by now and then
We watch the Snow Queen come
Bringing with her a frosty -101°...
JJSweets 06Apr20 08:47 hrs
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