Welcome to middle-class suburbia!
Yes, sir! Come on in and get it!
All your wants (and needs) neatly
wrapped up with rainbows and sunbeams!
Meet the Jones'.
Your average suburbian couple!
And by average, we mean boilerplate,
dime-a-dozen and garden-variety!
This 'ere is Mr. Jones. -
you can tell because his neatly
trimmed hair pretty much outlines his
well-manicured lawn -
or, by his pearly-white teeth which
pretty much mirrors his shiny, white
picket fence -
or, by his dull dull grey office attire
which pretty much sums up his entire
marriage.
This 'ere is Mrs. Jones. -
you can tell because her spotless skin
and well-kept hair pretty much resembles
her home indoors -
or, by the fake, superficial grin she's
sporting which pretty much details her
her rare, intimate moments
or, by the rich, tasty apple pie cooling
down on the kitchen table which pretty
much depict her fantasies with a certain
Mr. Bezos.
Yes, sir! Come on in and get it!
Your middle-class suburbia!
Where life's prim 'n proper and dreams
are just a stone's throw away!
(please read disclaimer in fine print or
thereabouts)
🚶♂️
©dead_poet
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