Have you ever looked into the mirror
To reflect your age
And noticed that cellulite and wrinkles
Have taken centre stage?
It's then you wonder to yourself
"How old should i be?"
"What sort of a body is this to be given me?"
Have you noticed the hair upon your head
Is starting to thin out?
Whilst the roots underneath are turning white
And suddenly beginning to sprout?
It's then you wonder to yourself
"Am I really okay?"
"Do i really need a wig
When prematurely grey?"
Have you ever been to the dentist
And while lying in the chair
Whilst he's fitting you with a crown
You gaze up his nose in despair?
It's then you wonder to yourself
"This guy's a nice enough chap!"
"But i only wish he'd finish off
Bridging that gap!"
Have you ever been to the doctor
To get a jab for the flu?
And asked him time and time again
"Can i make love to you?"
It's then you wonder to yourself
"If my senility's on par."
"Why not have a man aswell
Whilst I've a crush on my car?"
Have you ever had Garam or Tikka Massalla
From an Indian takeaway
Not realising the effect it has on you
For many a day?
It's then you wonder to yourself
"If this stuff's going to keep on passing through."
"How much longer must i spend
VINDALOO?"
"How much longer must I spend VINDALOO?"
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