He wore a long,
Bright but old - dirty,
Orange tunic.
With crumbs all over it.
Including on his hair,
And beard.
When I asked for his name,
He referred to himself as -
' The Almighty Cheez-Its Christ '
While of course,
Eating a full box,
Of ' Cheez-Its ' as well.
As he looked upon me,
He sat down the box,
Of Cheez-Its,
And began blessing me,
With his words -
Of ' The Almighty Cheez-Its. '
" Do not let,
Your Cheez-Its be troubled.
Trust in Cheez-Its;
Trust also in me.
For what shall it profit a man,
If he gain the whole world,
And suffer the loss,
Of his Cheez-Its?
I am the Way,
The Truth,
And the Life.
No one comes to Cheez-Its,
Except through me.
So I say to you,
Ask and it will be given to you;
Search, and you will find;
Knock, and the door,
Will be opened for you.
As Cheez-Its has loved me,
So have I loved you. "
©jaykirish
J