Part 1
Dave walks in,
Not knowing what to expect.
Tired and complaining,
And complaining about being tired.
Three minutes in,
And that's all he ever did.
Jacoby,
A friend,
Walks over.
Luckily,
He was fluent in ' Bitchanese. '
The ancient language of ' Bitches '
" You okay!? "
" No It's my brain.
It feels like it's not working. "
Dave complained.
" Does it need a jump? "
Suggested Jacoby.
" A what? "
Dave queried.
" You know ... a JUMP. "
Explained Jacoby.
Dave looked with great puzzlement.
He always thought Jacoby was strange
And a bit aloof,
But he always offered a helping hand.
" Um ... yeah, sure.
It could use a jump. "
Muttered Dave.
" Yay. Follow me. "
Shouted Jacoby.
Jacoby grabbed Dave's arm,
And dragged him along the way.
Know to be quick on his feet,
Dave did his best to keep up.
" First,
We need a chair. "
Said Jacoby.
They walked over to a near by chair,
Were a woman was just about to sit.
Before she could,
It was swipt up by Jacoby.
Leaving her to fall.
" Next,
We're going to need a car. "
Uttered Jacoby.
Holding Dave's arm,
And now a chair,
They rushed outside.
At a parking lot,
they came across an old vehicle,
With its hood up.
Jacoby set the chair.
Just a few feet away from the engine.
" Now ... "
Explained Jacoby.
" We're going to need
Three jumper cables. "
This of course,
Was raising suspicion.
" Um ... Jacoby? "
Asked Dave.
" Not to sound nervous,
But what exactly are the car
And jumper cables for? "
Jacoby spoke,
As he pointed to the chair.
" Well, I'll explain. Have a seat. "
Dave did what he was told.
He walked over
And picked up the chair.
Jacoby refrazed.
" No, I mean sit down. "
Dave sat down,
While still holding the chair.
Jacoby refrazed again.
" No, I mean sit down on the chair. "
" Oh ... sorry. "
Said Dave.
End of Part 1
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