During my mid,
University days -
The heat was intense,
So keeping hydrated,
Was a definite must.
Though,
Of course,
It came at a price.
I have to urinate,
Like nobody's business.
I sped walk,
Through an open field,
To a nearest building.
When I got to the halls,
The bell had rung.
The halls were filled,
With students,
Who were just thankful,
To be out class -
So they can chat up,
With friends and,
Be on their phones.
I wouldn't mind as much,
It's their business,
But it was blocking me,
From doing my business.
Flustered as I was,
I wandered through a jungle,
Of short a** intellectuals,
Trying to find a sign,
That said ' Restrooms. '
Lo and behold,
I was able to find one.
In my imagination,
I can hear a choir,
Singing ' Hallelujah, '
As I reached,
The bathroom door.
Once I reach the stall,
And relieved myself,
I finally understood,
What the feeling,
Of heaven was.
I washed my hands,
While I was in a state,
Of pure happiness -
Until I looked into mirror,
And saw a woman,
Slightly smirking,
Leaving one of the stalls.
©jaykirish
J