[A gym sales representative approaches a guy to interest him in a special for the coming holiday.]
Gym guy: Hey bro. Your arms are looking thin. You know what'll happen if you join our gym?
Guy: What?
Gym guy: You will get lots of girls attracted to you, because you will be bigger! You're guaranteed to get 99% attention wearing your favourite shirt, and guess what??
Guy: What?
Gym guy: Wait until you hear this... Free branded water bottle with a R299 p/m subscription! Tell me that's not crazy amazing?!
Guy: Wow.
Gym guy: For only R299 p/m, you can get that girl you've always wanted. It's a dream, but I'm the company to help you achieve it. Be a man and sign up with us.
Guy: Thanks, bro. I gym at home.
Gym guy: Even at home you can still be a part of our home. See it as extending your....(interrupted)
Guy: Bro, please leave me alone.
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