THE IDIOT AND THE COW
I was minding my own business when I saw my cousin's cow your honor... He came out of no where and took away my luck... By giving me a very hard and merciless buck
I told him once to apologize and i even told him twice... but all the stupid cow did was looked in my eyes...
Suddenly he made another strike at me... But somehow i managed to sight his spiky horns and then I started to flee...
He chased me all the way through town... And all i could do along the way was shout and make a hollering sound...
The horror of this put me in a whole lot of fear... and no sooner had I thought I was in a terrible nightmare...
I tried in many ways to avoid that furious cow your honor... But i just wasn't able to control it's bad manner...
I couldn't manage to run any longer... So in me stirred much anger
Tantalizingly by a scarlet scarf i had him pounced his head into a tree... Then pitifully i looked at him and said... Thats what you get for chasing me...
The impact had is two horns in the tree stuck.. Whereupon i knew he could no longer buck...
All the better that tree had him sedated... For all the trouble for me that he created..
To my surprise your honor i saw the tree fell... And in a whisper to myself i said... This cow is doomed to hell...
Being in the heavy tree's embrace... He started to moo loudly as his life started to erace...
I witnessed his slow demise... While i listened to his helpless cries... and the fact of this brought unwanted tears to my eyes
I told him several times to stop chasing me down... He refused to listen so death is what he had defiantly found...
To add another thing if i may i must say... The stupid cow chased me through a whole lot of hay.. Instead of stopping to dine on me he rather prey... So i guess death was what he had bargained for that day...
THE JUDGE:
enough of your nonsense... You have said quute enough... Silence in the courth... The judge banged the gavel to cut the laughter short...
As i became aware of what we all now realize... I understand that your stupidity was what cause the cow his demise...
If only your language was what he could comprehend... Probably he wouldn't have had such a gruesome and sad end...
Somehow your foolish actions provided that cow his death...The whole colour of your outfit was red... Which was the reason why the cow chased you. You should have taken your clothes off and run naked... Then the cow would of stopped chasing you
To make matters worse... You waved a red scarf and top of your red outfit and made him pounced his head... You should have tried another approach but cruelty was what you chose instead...
Guilty is what the verdict is so far... You have been the show stopper of that incident so i guess you were the star...
You are to pay a fine of whatever the cost of a fully grown cow is... Or give your cousin back a cow instead... Else six months in jail will be the burden on your head...
There is a moral to your story... Do your best to keep it in mind... A cow is just an animal so don't get caught up in a jam foolishly for it anytime
©dominansce
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