I've written up a leaflet
Copied on a printer
That seethingly reads:
"It's a mask not a chin bra!
Try pushing it up-
Not pulling it lower!
It doesn't work if
Your nose hangs over!"
I don't hand them out-
The problem with strangers is;
They hate being told
That they're ignoramuses.
I'm British which means-
I'll say nothing at all
And instead I'll give them
A snarky eyeroll 🙄
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