On summer nights dear old grandma would visit.
My heart would jump with joy,
because I'll get to hear sweet old grandma tales.
My favorite being 'Sensy Bill and Stupidy Bill. '
She would begin like this;
'Once upon a time there was two brothers,
Sensy Bill and Stupidy Bill,
Sensy Bill got a job at a shop,
and would often return with lots of food items,
so Stupidy Bill decided to ask, how is it he got all those stuff because he wanted them too.
So Sensy Bill told him, if you want these stuff, all you have to do is to ask for a job at the shop and leave a window open, when you're closing off sales for the day and when night fall we'll go and steal stuff and if anything falls '-halla like a cat-' .
So Stupidy Bill follow his brother's words and do the same.
However instead of saying meow! meow!
he said, ''halla like a cat.''
And just then the shop owner came and dealt them several blows about their bodies with a broom stick,breaking their limbs.''
My grandma would make intimidating sounds, that it seems hilarious.
RIP 👵 😢💓💪💯
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