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​🔱 The Siren's Sour Soliloquy 🔱 ​From your rocky perch, you sing a song so…

​🔱 The Siren's Sour Soliloquy 🔱

​From your rocky perch, you sing a song so grand,
Of sailors lost and shipwrecked on the sand.
Your voice, they say, could charm the very deep,
But on the charts of talent, you just sleep.
​You boast of beauty, centuries renowned,
But I've seen better glamor on the murky ground.
Your 'luring look'? It's just a tragic stare,
Like a tired trout that's gasping for fresh air.
​Your hair is green, your scales are slightly cracked,
The ocean's chlorine must have badly smacked
That over-processed, waterlogged critique—
Seriously, darling, your luster's getting weak!
​Your only trick is tempting men to doom,
A one-note gimmick echoing through the gloom.
I'm sorry, but your act is far too old,
It's time to trade that fish-tail in for gold,
​Or better yet, a pair of decent shoes,
And find a hobby that the world can choose
To not involve a tragic, watery death.
You need an agent, not a final breath!
​So keep your song, your chorus, and your cries,
The only thing you're hooking are the flies.
Your fame is sinking, dear, your legend's worn,
You're just a glorified, glamorous piece of prawn.